Just some random tidbits of information that I have learned:
1. If you're going to whisper that you hate someone, actually whisper it.
2. When a teacher says to talk to her about your grade after class, it means after class.
3. Depending on what sense you mean it in, learn to spell 'come' by yourself.
4. 'Safe Search' on Google was created to help you. Use it.
5. Martin Brodeur's elbow-muscles aren't as resilient as they once were.
6. Thinking all Americans look the same is racist.
7. Spamming someone's phone with gay dating sites is not the ultimate revenge.
8. Hockey checks are the ultimate revenge.
9. 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' isn't very curious. It's just gay.
10. 'Juno' must be destroyed.
11. Sean Avery is still an idiot.
12. In a life-or-death situation, your body will physically stop you from saying something mega-stupid.
13. If you're going to stop a slap shot with a part of your body, pick your shins. They have more
padding than your hands do with gloves.
14. I'm allergic to Honey-Suckle-scented lotion from that store in the mall.
15. Ralphie May has never been snorkl'n in the oc'hin.
16. The fact that we're playing Montreal will not stop Devils fans from chanting 'The Rangers Suck'.
17. Natalie Maines doesn't like Niki Sanders.
18. Lil Wayne follows around the Boston Bruins to make money to afford pot.
19. Kevin Weekes likes Rubix Cubes.
And possibly the most important...
20. WHEN IN A HOCKEY LOCKER ROOM, IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OFF YOUR JOCK-STRAP AND BOXERS, LOOK AROUND TO SEE IF THERE IS AN INTERVIEW CAMERA BROADCASTING LIVE TO ESPN! YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU'LL BE IN THE FRAME!
2. When a teacher says to talk to her about your grade after class, it means after class.
3. Depending on what sense you mean it in, learn to spell 'come' by yourself.
4. 'Safe Search' on Google was created to help you. Use it.
5. Martin Brodeur's elbow-muscles aren't as resilient as they once were.
6. Thinking all Americans look the same is racist.
7. Spamming someone's phone with gay dating sites is not the ultimate revenge.
8. Hockey checks are the ultimate revenge.
9. 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' isn't very curious. It's just gay.
10. 'Juno' must be destroyed.
11. Sean Avery is still an idiot.
12. In a life-or-death situation, your body will physically stop you from saying something mega-stupid.
13. If you're going to stop a slap shot with a part of your body, pick your shins. They have more
padding than your hands do with gloves.
14. I'm allergic to Honey-Suckle-scented lotion from that store in the mall.
15. Ralphie May has never been snorkl'n in the oc'hin.
16. The fact that we're playing Montreal will not stop Devils fans from chanting 'The Rangers Suck'.
17. Natalie Maines doesn't like Niki Sanders.
18. Lil Wayne follows around the Boston Bruins to make money to afford pot.
19. Kevin Weekes likes Rubix Cubes.
And possibly the most important...
20. WHEN IN A HOCKEY LOCKER ROOM, IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OFF YOUR JOCK-STRAP AND BOXERS, LOOK AROUND TO SEE IF THERE IS AN INTERVIEW CAMERA BROADCASTING LIVE TO ESPN! YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU'LL BE IN THE FRAME!
oh my god this was the best thing ever!!!
ReplyDeleteme:*suppose to mouth this but i whipser it loudly* i hate you!
britney: who me?
me: oh no, of course not.
me: *agiain whispering loudly* yes, you!
hahahah i misss that =[