Lil Wayne Is Gay - by Howard Stern

Hey now. This is Howard Stern. I decided to take a break from my busy radio show on Sirius Radio (Howard 100 and 101 for those who want to tune in tomorrow) to talk about something important on my friend Kristyn's blog. What I wanted to talk about is very serious and is a pandemic sweeping the nation; Lil Wayne is gay.

I'm not kidding. Lil Wayne claims to be a Boston Bruins fan. Well, I know Boston Bruins goalie, Tim Thomas, very well. He's been a fan of the show for years now and we talk on a regular basis. Timmy told me that Lil Wayne follows the team around the country and told star defenseman Zdeno Chara how he fantasizes about him and many other players including Marc Savard. Now, at first, I didn't believe it either. But my good friend Timmy provided pictures. Like this one:



Now, I don't judge. I mean, I'm married to a super model, I'm a comedic genius and I have millions of dollars but I've got problems too. So I don't judge anyone. But Lil Wayne, for as untalented as he is, he thinks he's amazing. And on top of that, he likes dudes! Well guys, I've got to go. Artie's calling me right now about the Grammys. I guess Justin Timberlake didn't win...I told Artie not to bet on him.

I hope you enjoyed this rant. Keep reading Kristyn's blog.

-Howard Stern.