Random Vent/Boredom Blog (Sam, don't read this.)

It's been weeks and the Michael Jackson death shit-storm has yet to subside.

But the plot thickened since now they're thinking it might be a homicide!! Oh, joyous occasion. I want to find out whodunit so I can send them a fruit basket or a StarBucks gift card of a puppy or something. Seriously, whoever did it, I thank you abundantly.

Granted, the media shit-storm is annoying, but whatever, I can deal knowing that MJ is dead. EVENTUALLY (and I say that with hope) this downpour of MJ obsession will die soon enough (seriously, I am very sick of going to lyric sites or MP3 download sites and seeing the top 3 most popular song selection choices being 1. Billie Jean. 2. Beat It. 3. Thriller.)

I also watched the MJ Memorial BS. Why? I'm not sure. Part of me wanted to see what was going to happen. Another part of me was only watching it because I knew that 98% of the world was watching (this proving my point that 98% of the world is homosexual)

The memorial was retarded. It was supposed to end at 3 (I was planning on watching General Hospital after because I was bored and apparently in a gay mood) but it ended at 4.

Kayla had the greeeeeeeeattttesst joke ever;

"You know what? I'd love it if Beyonce ran up on stage and just yelled 'HE TOUUUCHEED MAAH CHIIIAAALLLDD!!'"

I raised her right. That made me laugh for like 18 minutes straight.

I couldn't tell Sam this because she would get pissed at me or try to kill my little sister. Which, I guess is understandable. To be 110% honest, ever since Michael Fuckhead died, our relationship has been a little edgy. Why? Well, she likes MJ, she believes he's innocent and she's sad that he is dead. If you haven't realized by now, I feel differently. Between this and our opinions on war, I don't understand how we're friends sometimes.

Don't get me wrong, I love Sam. She's my best friend in the whole world. It just seems that we have very different opinions on things. But even when we disagree, I still know we'll always be best friends. Though lately things have been weird (I don't fault the MJ death completely. Some other things have caused a little tension though I can't identify them all), I know we'll get through it. It's just been strange lately and I'm not entirely sure why. She's been kinda ignoring me, not answering calls and stuff. She signs on AIM just to sign off. She blows me off for 'specials' then claims it's 'nothing I'd be interested in'. Come on, she's seriously neglected me for Michael Fuckhead specials on more than one occasion and that makes me mad. But whatever, I'm hoping it will pass soon. If it continues for more than another week, I'll talk to her about it or something. Who knows.

Oh, something else interesting happened. I was watching 'America's Got Talent', which was odd because we haven't watched the auditions at all this season. My back was turned to the TV, as always, and I heard David Hasslehoff say something along the lines of 'Why do you think you deserve another chance' or 'How did you change since last audition' or something of the sort. I thought quickly, 'hah, wouldn't it be funny if that was Mia?'. I had thought this earlier in the show when they said they were in NYC. I thought that NYC isn't too far from Boston and it'd be kinda funny if Mia re-auditioned. To add MORE irony, ten minutes prior the the Hoff making his 'how did you change?' remark, Sam and I were discussing AGT and she said she doesn't like the show now that Mia wasn't on.

Either way, David Hasslehoff said whatever he said and then I heard a very familiar voice answer him.

My mom goes "Kristyn! There's the girl you stalk online!". As mean as that was, I was already turned around and staring at the beautiful and talented Mia Boostrom (in High Def, mind you). My heart stopped. I HAD TO TELL SAM. SHE WAS GOING TO BE HAPPY (that was my only thought process. This proves that I am a good friend :P) Of course, she was happy. Mia rocked the audition and made it to Vegas. Not really a surprise since she is a rockstar (or as Chris says; a Goddess).

Mia is a total badass though. I was talking to her on Facebook the night of the AGT episode since it was 12:30 in the morning and everyone else I knew had left me (Laurie went to NYC, Chris went to Vermont and Sam went to Brick...which usually wouldn't be anti-communication but apparently she's in another dimension with no phones or computers). If I could sing half as well as she could, I'd be more helpful than I am to Titan Square (MY BAND FINALLY HAS A NAME!!)

What else happened...hmmm. I tried to get Sam to write more for her 'All At Once' fan fiction but she seems to refuse. I don't know why exactly, but she does. I think if she wrote like two more chapters, it would make my summer. But whatever. Writing geniuses are stubborn I suppose. She seems to think that it sucks or something but in all honesty, it's the best fan fiction I ever read. And I'm a semi-pro fan fic writer! I have read A LOT of fan fics in my time and hers is BY FAR the greatest ever. And she doesn't want to finish it! What a waste of brilliance!!

Lastly, Jimmy is having surgery on Monday. Real, legit, kidney surgery. I'm nervous for him. This brings up feelings of when Nicole had surgery. Granted, Nicole seems to be Queen of Darkness now but at the time, we were friends and when your friend gets surgery, it's scary. Especially since JDog has kidney problems prior. I'm getting him a little gift that he'll hopefully take with him to the hospital Monday where he has to stay for 3 days after. I'm scared to death but Jimmy's a strong young kid and he'll probably be just fine. Either way, I'm gonna be a nervous wreck like I was the night before and the day of Nicole's surgery.

Well, I should go to bed now. I've got important things to attend to. Sort of. Whatever, I'm tired.

Always end with a song quote;

I melt every time you look at me that way,
It never fails; anytime, any place.
This burn in me's the coolest thing I've ever felt.
I melt.

[3 things about this song;
1. It has the greatest line in the world!! ('This burn in me's the coolest thing I've ever felt' has officially become my favorite song lyric of all time. It even beat out the line from 'Lucky Ones'.

2. In the 'I Melt' video, Joe Don is doing some model chick and you totally see his ass. I'm not kidding, apparently Flatts started a controversy over the fact that it was a country MV with nudity. I'm allllll for it. More Flatts nudity, I say!

3. ONLY Rascal Flatts can write a song about being horny and make it a chart-topping ballad. Think I'm kidding? Google the lyrics.]